She's a Jew! - Bo
The hose is too short to go in the hole! - Chel
I won't scan either so I gave up on that a minute ago - Scott F.
Things only seem to get slower as you go down - Sam
Curiousity kills the cat, well, good thing I'm not a cat - Me
We're screwed...We're screwed hard...We're screwed hard in the arse... - Brandon
I was gonna be Donald Duck but they made me wear pants - Pete
Willow! Use your damn wand! - Mandy
Billy like bunnies...**pause of silence**...PlayBoy Bunnies! - Weasel
Make me a Fajita! - Dillon
Hey! What's this white sticky stuff on my lip?! - Sam
Ku: y'know what?
Me: hrm?
Ku: I've been putting alot of thought into my future
Me: mmk, and??
Ku: and after much thought and meditation
Me: mm-hm??
Ku: i've decided to become a porn star
Chel: This is chicken terriyaki.
Sam: So does that mean its shrimp?!
Sam: **high fives**
Me: We're complete dorks.
Sam: Huh we are but I love every minute of my dorkdom!
Well, I'm looking for hirement...Maybe I could be a male whore! - Dago
It's rough, it's hot and we have to do it outside - Sam
Jill checked my mom out - Chel
Sam: Hey, he's cute! Who's he?
Me: Sam, that's my step-dad...
Whoa! You were a hunk! - Sam talking to Chel's dad
Look! You can see the head! - Chel
Don't hurt my Stiffy! - Me
My mom and my aunt got married in this church - Chel
John: Hey look! That menu's in backwards English!
Bill: Um, that's a mirror...
Sam:Eye blinker!
Me: EYE STABBER!
Me: Chelsea! My sock's untied! **I throw my foot in Chel's face**
Chel: Aw, let me tie it for you. **Chel pets my shoe and tries to tie the laces**
I think I'll become a PornStar name Hot Chocolate... - Beauchamp
Scott violated Pete with Tiff's sac! - Pete, Scott, & Me
Kay... - Coach Dixon
Chel: Shit! In the Car!
Sam: Shit? In the car? There's no shit in the car."
Don't dream of me too much...and if you do, be sure to wash your sheets - Mandy
Me: Tiza is chalk.
Brent: Chalk is good.
Me: Excuse me?
Brent, you can't own my shoe, I own you! - Me
We're gonna do some serious off-roadin'! *pulls up onto a median in the school parking lot* - Paul
Me: Bull shit!
Jess: Amen!
Jess: This is wrong but the word Viajar reminds of Viagra because of the spelling.
Me: Dude! That's how we can remember it! Viajar means to travel so...Viajar, Viagra helps you travel far!
Dude, like tell her I'm married and I'm having kids. - Nick S.
Bobert: Hey! Let's get in a fight and get kicked out of the muesem!
Me: Ok! Sounds fun to me!
Mrs. McCray: *comes back on the bus* Ok guys, in the muesem, there will be no horseplay, no running, you
need to talk quietly, and stay 3 feet away from the displays.
Bobert: Woo-hoo! We can still fight and try to get kicked out!
Man, I so hope Paul gets raped by his dad one day. It'll be like "Who's your Daddy Paul?!" "You're my Daddy!"
- Paul L. talking about Paul W.
I have the most interesting excuses for getting home late..."Hey Mom, we lost the car!" and now we have
"Hey Mom, I'm gonna be late, we have to go buy Exlax!" - Me
Let's call our treaty the "Treaty of Big Booties!" - Danielle, Britt, & Me
I wage war against you!......I win! - Daniel
Weasel: Do we need the insecure skeletons downstairs?
Aunt Polly: What's so insecure about them? It's bondage!
Me: Aunt Polly, that's very very different....
Paul: *looks at my aunt and motions for her to come over to him*
Aunt Polly: No, This is too much for you to handle!
Come on, not my nuts! - Mommy
Mommy looks drunk!!! - Weasel
I like them BIG. - Written on my hand by Brent
When you have angry chick band, you have to dedicate your first album to me. - Mrs. Heatherly
Sinep! Take a guess at what that is! - Brent, Daniel, Me
Me: I'm baking an Italian Cream Cake tonight!
Brent: Is it creamy?
Me: Yup! Good stuff! I can think of some other things that are good and creamy.
Many: Oh no...
Me: Yup! Like Whipped Cream!
Brent: And where do you put the Whipped Cream?
Me: I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Nick: You might not wanna ask him that, he might actually do it.
Brent: Something tells me she wouldn't mind it.
I know my new goal in life! It's to get my nipples pierced in the back of Patera's! - Brandon
I don't think she liked my hot dog very much, do you? - Brent
Same thing, it's just worser grammar. - Brent
I can't decide whether I wanna go pee or not! The bathroom may attack me again! - Sam
I want that! The green floppy thing in Chris' pants! - Chel
Just stuff it! Big and Hard! - Aunt Polly
Brandon: I am the power of the Spoon!
Me: And I am the power of the Fork!
Both: Together we combine to fight off evil forces as the power of the SPOOOOORRRRK!!!
There will be NO humpage in my class room! - Mrs. Heatherly
Daniel: And now is when the credits are rolling.
Me: Special Thanks goes to: Mr.Roller. *The band plays really loudly*
Can I call him Nemo from now on? - Inside joke in Spanish
I like the taste of cold, blue Bawls in my mouth - Pete, Brent, Me (Just say it, you'll get it)
Wouldn't it be so cool if this car had an eject button? I don't know about an eject button but what about
an ejaculation button? - Pete & Scyla
Do you like Hello Kitty? - Brent
HEY, Guess what?! Yaoi! - Brent
Scott C.: Ya wanna suck my left nut?
Me: No thanks, I think I'll pass.
Scott C.: Ok, how about the right?
Ok, all of our possible Prom theme names sound like Porno flicks! We have Unforgetable Fantasy, Fantasies
in Camelot, The 12th Stroke, Down -n- Dirty in Camelot! - My friend's school trying to come up with a Prom theme a couple
years back.
I am NEVER taking you three out again! - Brandon after taking Sam, Chel, & me to Olive Garden
You don't have to worry about paying me. I own you so you can pay me in other ways. - Me to Chel
Ok, Sam, stop talking to the strangers at the other table who now know that you're not straight. - Brandon
The pole was to big to fit in the package! - Sam talking about Adam's package (get ur minds out of the gutter!
LoL)
Britt: Hey! You poked me!
TeacherMan: And if you don't do what you're suposed to be doing, I'm gonna do more than poke you!
My thoughts: Is that legal?!
And tomorrow, we'll discuss positions! (Dude! We so need a Karma Sutra book!) - Spanish thing
All I want for Christmas is my two frony boobs, my two front boobs - Chel's Mommy about Chel
Don't wear pants? I don't know if I agree with that but...you're the boss. - Adam
The big white thing...it was cold and hard! And I couldn't eat it!
- Chel
Aaron and Brad, you two cannot homosexually hump in my class anymore! - Heatherly
X-Box 2?! What the hell?! Ka! - Daniel
I feel out of place over here...everyone has had a relationship with him *points at Brent* except me! *sniffles* - Jeffery
Brent: just thought you might need some tips in safe sex
Me: mmk, considering that i'm ya know...just gonna go out & have sex sometime soon, right? LoL Brent:
yup, with me
Sam: The NAACP was founded by...
Me: Susan B. Anthony
Sam: Um...no
Me: Wait! Susan B. Anthony wasn't even black!
Sam: I'm gonna write a book and call it Raised in the Jungle: An Autobiography by Samantha Mason
Me: And instead of liking animals you can like finding berries "Oo, I found a pretty red berry! I think I'll put it on my
lips!
Sam: And look! Black tar that I can put around my eyes!
Me: And then Oh No! You can't open your eyes!
